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Joe Black Part Two
With each passing day I find more Email coming to my in box from anonymous fans from the left. In the past several days I have received a number of articles forwarded from the likes of mike@michealmoore.com and no less a liberal icon than Ed Schultz. A few things stand out here. First, most of the articles are posted on any number of the several news and opinion sites that I visit on a daily basis, so I've already seen the vast majority of them. Second, many are simply re-hashed liberal talking points and are never accompanied by any original commentary by the senders. Third, my friend Joe Black is the only one that sees fit to type any personal message yet all he sends are complaints, accusations, insults, and nonsensical ramblings. All of this combined tells me that these people seldom have an original thought. I am convinced that a few of the more prominent liberals get together to decide what all of the rest of them are going to harp on.
I can see the meeting now.
Howard: “Arrghh”
Teddy: “Hic”
John: “I can’t believe I lost!”
Nancy: “How can we know what to think without a Michael Moore documentary?”
Howard: “Arrghh”
Teddy: “Poor me another Scotch.”
John: “How could I lose with all of my wife’s money?”
Nancy: “It’s all Bush’s Fault!”
Teddy: “That’s It! We have our platform!” “Hey Nancy, want to take a ride to a secluded beach?”
Nancy: “Only if I’m driving”
Howard: “Aarrgghh”
John: “Sniff, whimper, sniff, sob”
There you have it, the entire liberal platform in one concise statement. “It’s all Bush’s fault.”
We at logicdoc would really like to post some commentary from others, especially those that disagree, if for no other reason than comic relief. But we cannot post copyrighted material, so no forwarded articles, no cut and paste, and please keep the insults and vulgarities pertinent to the issues to be discussed.
There, now maybe we’ll get something we can use, maybe.