Who's the Greatest Surgeon?

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas.  A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he  performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said, "That's nothing.  A young man lost both arms and  legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold  medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are both amateurs.  Several years ago a  Vietnam veteran who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.  All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and some of his war medals.

Now he's running for President of the United States!"